Remember those "Current Events" assignments some of us had to do in elementary school? You had to cut out a news article and write about it. Well, I miss those innocent days so I thought I'd start doing it again, but in blog form. Because, well, it saves trees. I'm all about the trees... Anyway, blogworthy, these days, means anything that comes out of anyone's a$$. So enjoy! (ps. i'm sure you can see my influence by perezhilton. just can't wrap my head around that much celebrity gossip though).